06.15.07
Дерьмо случается…
Как звучит всем известное выражение через призму разных конфессий. Оставляю без перевода, сочнее.
| Taoism: | Shit happens | |
| Agnosticism: | I don’t know whether shit happens | |
| Atheism: | There is no shit | |
| Buddhism: | If shit happens, it isn’t really shit | |
| Calvinism: | Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough. | |
| Catholicism: | Shit happens because you are BAD | |
| Christian Science: | Shit is in your mind | |
| Confuzianism: | Confuzius says «Shit happens» | |
| Existentialism: | What is shit anyway? | |
| Hare Krishna: | Shit happens rama rama | |
| Hedonism: | There’s nothing like a good shit happening | |
| Hinduism: | This shit happened before | |
| Islam: | If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah | |
| Judaism: | Why does shit always happen to us | |
| Mormonism: | This shit is going to happen again | |
| Moonies: | Only happy shit really happens | |
| Protestantism: | Shit won’t happen, if I work harder | |
| Rastafarianism: | Let’s smoke this shit | |
| Seventh Day Adventism: | No shit on Saturdays | |
| Stoicism: | This shit is good for me | |
| Zen: | What is the sound of shit happening | |
| Zoroastrianism: | Shit happens half the time | |
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